Donkey code

This is an attempt to write down a very simple example I’ve been using to explain the profound impact the language we use has on thought, discussion and ultimately code.

Imagine you have a computer system, and that you’re one of the programmers working on that system (not too hard, is it?). The system is called, oh I don’t know, eQuest. It has to do with horses. So it typically works with entities of this kind:


eQuest is a tremendous success for whatever reason, perhaps there’s very little competition. But it is a success, and so it’s evolving, and one day your product owner comes up with the idea to expand to handle entities of this kind as well:


It’s a new kind of horse! It’s mostly like the other horses and so lots of functionality can easily be reused. However, it has some special characteristics, and must be treated a little differently in some respects. Physically it is quite short, but very strong. Behaviour-wise, it is known to be stubborn, intelligent and not easily startled. It’s an interesting kind of horse.  It also likes carrots a lot (but then don’t all horses?). Needless to say, there will be some adjustments to some of the modules.

Design meetings ensue, to flesh out the new functionality and figure out the correct adjustments to be made to eQuest. Discussions go pretty well. Everyone has heard of these “horses that are small and stubborn” as they’re called. (Some rumors indicate that genetically they’re not actually horses at all – apparently there are differences at the DNA level, but the real world is always riddled with such technicalities. From a pragmatic viewpoint, they’re certainly horses. Albeit short and stubborn, of course. And strong, too.) So it’s not that hard to discuss features that apply to the new kind of horse.

There is now a tendency for confusion when discussing other kinds of changes to the product, though. The unqualified term “horse” is obviously used quite a bit in all kinds of discussions, but sometimes the special short and stubborn kind is meant to be included and sometimes it is not. So to clarify, you and your co-workers find yourself saying things like “any horse” to mean the former and “regular horse”, “ordinary horse”, “old horse”, “horse-horse” or even “horse that’s not small and stubborn” to mean the latter.

To implement support for the new horse in eQuest, you need some way of distinguish between it and an ordinary horse-horse. So you add an IsShort property to your Horse data representation. That’s easy, it’s just a derived property from the Height property. No changes to the database schema or anything. In addition, you add an IsStubborn property and checkbox to the registration form for horses in eQuest. That’s a new flag in the database, but that’s OK. With that in place, you have everything you need to implement the new functionality and make the necessary adjustments otherwise.

Although much of the code applies to horses and short, stubborn horses alike, you find that the transport module, the feeding module, the training module and the breeding module all need a few adjustments, since the new horses aren’t quite like the regular horses in all respects. You need to inject little bits of logic here, split some cases in two there. It takes a few different forms, and you and your co-workers do things a bit differently. Sometimes you employ if-branches with logic that looks like this:

if (horse.IsShort && horse.IsStubborn) {
  // Logic for the new horse case.
else {
  // Regular horse code here.

Other times you go fancy with LINQ:

var newHorses = horses.Where(h => h.IsShort && h.IsStubborn);
var oldHorses = horses.Except(newHorses);
foreach (var h in newHorses) {
  // New horse logic.
foreach (var h in oldHorses) {
  // Old horse logic.

And that appears to work pretty well, and you go live with support for short and stubborn horses.

Next day, you have a couple of new bug reports, one in the training module and two concerning the feeding module. It turns out that some of the regular horses are short and stubborn too, so your users would register short regular horses, tick the stubborn checkbox, and erroneously get new horse logic instead of the appropriate horse-horse logic. That’s awkward, but understandable. So you call a few meetings, discuss the issue with your fellow programmers, scratch your head, talk to a UX designer and your product owner. And you figure out that not only are the new horses short and stubborn, they make a distinct sound too. They don’t neigh the way regular horses do, they hee-haw instead.

So you fix the bug. A new property on horse, Sound, with values Neigh and HeeHaw, and updates to logic as appropriate. No biggie.

In design meetings, most people still use the term “horse that’s short and stubborn” to mean the new kind of horse, even though you’re encouraging people to include the sound they make as well, or even just say “hee-hawing horse”. But apart from this nit-picking from your side, things proceed well. It appears that most bugs have been ironed out, and your product owner is happy. So happy, in fact, that there is a new meeting. eQuest is expanding further, to handle entities of this kind as well:


What is it? Well, it’s the offspring from a horse and a horse that’s short and stubborn and says hee-haw. It shares some properties with the former kind of horse and some with the latter, so obviously there will be much reuse! And a few customizations and adjustments unique for this new new kind of horse. At this point you’re getting worried. You sense there will be trouble if you can’t speak clearly about this horse, so you cry out “let’s call it a half hee-haw!” But it doesn’t catch on. Talking about things is getting a bit cumbersome.

“But at least I can still implement it,” you think for yourself. “And I can mostly guess what kind of horses the UX people are thinking about when they say ‘horse’ anyway, I’ll just map it in my head to the right thing”. You add a Sire and a Dam property to Horse. And you proceed to update existing logic and write new logic.

You now have code that looks like this:

if (horse.IsShort && 
    horse.IsStubborn && 
    horse.Sound == Sound.HeeHaw) || 
   (horse.Sire.IsShort && 
    horse.Sire.IsStubborn && 
    horse.Sire.Sound == Sound.HeeHaw) ||
   (horse.Dam.IsShort && 
    horse.Dam.IsStubborn && 
    horse.Dam.Sound == Sound.HeeHaw)) {
  // Logic for both the new horse and the new-new horse!
else {
  // Really regular horse code here.

Which turns out to be wrong, since the new new horse doesn’t really neigh or hee-haw, it does something in-between. There is no word for it, so you invent one: the neigh-haw. You extend the Sound enumeration to incorporate it and fix your code.

Getting all the edge cases right takes a while. Your product owner is starting to wonder why development is slowing down, when so much of the functionality can be reused. You mumble something about technical debt. But you manage to get the bug count down to acceptable levels, much thanks to diligent testing.

At this point, there is another meeting. You are shown two photographs of horses of the newest kind. Or so you think. The product owner smiles. “They’re almost identical, but not quite!” he says. “You see, this one has a horse as a mother and a short stubborn horse as a father.” You see where this is going. “But this one, this one has a short stubborn horse as a mother and a horse as a father.” “Does it matter?” you ask. “This last one is always sterile,” he says. “So you need to handle that in the breeding module.” Oh.

“And then there’s this.”


The point of this example is that it takes very little for software development to get crippled by complexity without precise language. You need words for the things you want to talk about, both in design discussions and in code. Without them, it becomes very difficult to have meaningful communication, and the inability to articulate a thought precisely is made manifest in the code itself. Your task quickly turns from implementing new functionality to making sure that you don’t break existing functionality.

The example is special in that the missing words are sort of jumping out at you. It’s so obvious what they should be. This is not always the case. In many domains, it can be much, much harder to figure out what the words should be. It’s likely to require a lot of time and effort, and include frustrating and heated discussions with people who think differently than you. You might find that you and your team have to invent new words to represent the concepts that are evolving in your collective mind. But it can also be that you’ve all become accustomed to the set of words you’re currently using, and gone blind to the donkeys in your system.

Something for nothing

I thought I’d jot down some fairly obvious things about values in programs.

Say you have some value in your program. For instance, it could be a String, or a Thing. Then conceptually, each String belongs to the set of possible Strings, and each Thing belongs to the set of possible Things. Right?

Like so:


Of course, you might even have something like a function from String to Thing or the other way around. That’s no different, they’re just values that belong to some set of possible values. Hard to draw, though.

In programs, this notion of sets of possible values is baked into the concept of types. So instead of saying that some value belongs to the set of possible Things, we say that it has type Thing or is of type Thing.

I wish that was all there was to it, but alas, it gets more complicated. Not only do we want to represent the presence of values in our programs, sometimes we want to represent the absence of values as well. The absence of a value isn’t necessarily an error. It could be, but it could be fine, too. There are many valid reasons why we might end up with absences flowing through our programs. So we need to represent them.

This is where null enters the picture.

In languages like C# and Java – any object-oriented language that carries DNA from Tony Hoare’s ALGOL W – the drawing of the sets above doesn’t map directly over to types. For each so-called reference type (object values that are accessed by means of references), there’s a twist. In addition to the set of possible values, each reference type also allows for the value null:


It looks pretty similar, but the consequences for program semantics are significant.

The purpose of null is, of course, to represent the absence of a value of a given type. But now your type identifies a pretty weird set of possible values. In the case of Thing, for instance, you have all the legitimate actual Things, but also this weird thing that represents the absence of a Thing. So it’s decidedly not a Thing as such, yet it is of type Thing. It’s bizarre.

But it’s not just confusing to think about. It causes practical problems since null just doesn’t fit in. It’s a phony – a hologram that successfully fools the compiler, which is unable to distinguish between null and proper values of a given type. It’s nothing like the other values. Hence you need to think about it and worry about it all the time. Since it’s not really there, you can’t treat it like a proper value. You most decidedly can not invoke a method on it, which is sort of what you do with objects. The interpretation of null is radically different from the interpretation of all the other values of the same type. (Interestingly, it’s different in precisely the same way for all types: how null sticks out from legit Things mirrors how it sticks out from legit Strings and everything else)

But it gets worse. Once you’ve invited null into your home, there’s no way of getting rid of it! In other words, when you make null part of, say, the Thing type, you can no longer express the idea one of the actual, legit Things, not that spectral special “Thing”. There is no way you can say explicitly in your program that you know that a value is present. It’s all anecdotes and circumstance. You can obviously take a look at some value at any given time in your program and decide whether it’s a legit Thing or just an illusion, but it’s completely ephemeral. You’ve given your type system a sort of brain damage that prevents it from forming memories about absence and presence of values: you might check for null, but your program immediately forgets about it!

So much for reference types. What about so-called primitive values, like integers and booleans? Neither can be null in C# or Java. So the question is: lacking null, how do we represent the absence of a value?

Well, one hack is to think “Gee, I’m not really going to use all the possible values, so I can take one of them and pretend it’s sort of like null.” So instead of interpreting the value literally, you override the interpretation for some magic values. (Using -1 as a special value for integers is a classic, in the case where your legit values are non-negative.) The consequence is that you now have two kinds of values inside your type, operating at different semantic levels and being used for different purposes. Your set of values isn’t just a set of values anymore – it’s a conglomerate of conceptually different things.

This leaves us in a situation that’s similar to the reference type situation, except it’s ad-hoc, convention-based at best. In both cases, we have two things we’re trying to express. One thing is the presence or absence of a value. And the other thing is the set of possible values that value belongs to. These are distinct, orthogonal concerns. And usually, the word of wisdom in programming is to let distinct things be distinct, and avoid mixing things up.

So how can we do that? If we reject the temptation to put special values with special interpretation rules into the same bag as the legit values, what can we do?

If you’re a C# programmer, you’re thinking that you can use Nullable to represent the absence of a primitive value instead. This is true, and you should. Nullable is a wrapper around a primitive type, creating a new type that can have either null or a legit instance of the primitive type as value. On top of that, the the compiler works pretty to hard to blur the line between the underlying type and its Nullable counterpart, such as special syntax and implicit type conversion from T to Nullable<T>.

In a language with sum types, we can do something similar to Nullable, but in a completely generic way. What is a sum type? It is a composite type created by combining various classes of things into a single thing. Here’s an example:

type Utterance = Fee | Fie | Foe | Fum

So it’s sort of like an enumeration of variants. But it’s a rich man’s enumeration, since you can associate a variant with a value of another type. Like so:

type ThingOrNothing = Indeed of Thing | Nothing

This creates a type that distinguishes neatly between legit Things and the absence of a Thing. Either you’ll indeed have a Thing, or you’ll have nothing. And since absence stands to presence in the same way for all types, we can generalize it:

type Mayhaps<'T> = Indeed of 'T | Nothing

The nice thing is that we can now distinguish between the case where we might have a value or not and the case where we know we do have a value (provided our language doesn’t allow null, of course). In other words, we can have a function of type Mayhaps<Thing> -> Thing. This is a big deal! We can distinguish between the parts of our program that have to worry about absent values and the parts that don’t. We’ve fixed the brain damage, our program can form memories of the checks we’ve made. It’s a beautiful feat of surgery, enabled by sum types and the absence of null.

So sum types neatly solves this problem with representing absence and presence of values, on top of, and orthogonally to, the issue of defining a set of possible values for a given shape of data. What’s more, this is just one application of a general feature of the language. There is no need to complicate the language itself with special handling of absence. Instead, you’re likely to find something like Mayhaps in the standard library. In F# it’s called Option, in Elm it’s called Maybe. In languages like F# and Elm – any functional language that carries DNA from Robin Milner’s ML – you’ll find that you have both sum types and pattern matching. Pattern matching makes it very easy to work with the sum type variants.

The code you write to handle absence and presence follows certain patterns, which means you can create abstractions. For instance, say you have some function thingify of type String -> Thing, which takes a String and produces a Thing. Now suppose you’re given an Mayhaps<String> instead of a String. If you don’t have a String, you don’t get a Thing, but if indeed you do have a String, you’d like to apply thingify to get a Thing. Right?

Here’s how you might write it out, assuming F#-style syntax and pattern matching:

match dunnoCouldBe with 
| Indeed str -> Indeed (thingify str) 
| Nothing -> Nothing

This pattern is going to pop up again and again when you’re working with Mayhaps values, where the only thing that varies is the function you’d like to apply. So you can write a general function to handle this:

let quux (f : 'T -> 'U) (v : Mayhaps<'T>) : Mayhaps<'U> = 
  match v with 
  | Indeed t -> Indeed (f t) 
  | Nothing -> Nothing

Whenever you need to optionally transform an option value using some function, you just pass both of them to quux to handle it. But of course, chances are you’ll find that quux has already been written for you. In F#, it’s called Because it map from one kind of Option value to another.

At this point, we’ve got the mechanics and practicalities of working with values that could be present or absent worked out. Now what should you do when you change your mind about where and how you handle the absence of a value? This is a design decision, even a business rule. These things change.

The short answer is that when these things change, you get a rippling change in type signatures in your program – from the place where you made a change, to the place where you handle the effect of the change. This is a good thing. This is the compiler pointing out where you need to do some work to make the change work as planned. That’s another benefit of treating the absence of values explicitly instead of mixing it up with the values themselves.

That’s all well and good, but what can you do if you’re a C# or Java programmer? What if your programming language has null and no sum types? Well, you could implement something similar to Mayhaps using the tools available to you.

Here’s a naive implementation written down very quickly, without a whole lot of thought put into it:

public abstract class Mayhaps<T>
private Mayhaps() {}
public abstract bool HasValue { get; }
public abstract T Value { get; }
public abstract Mayhaps<TR> Map<TR>(Func<T, TR> f);
private class MayhapsValue : Mayhaps<T>
private readonly T _value;
public MayhapsValue(T value)
if (value == null) {
throw new ArgumentNullException("Begone, null!");
_value = value;
public override bool HasValue
get { return true; }
public override T Value
get { return _value; }
public override Mayhaps<TR> Map<TR>(Func<T, TR> f)
return Mayhaps<TR>.Indeed(f(_value));
private class MayhapsNothing : Mayhaps<T>
public override bool HasValue
get { return false; }
public override T Value
{ get { throw new InvalidOperationException("Nothing here."); } }
public override Mayhaps<TR> Map<TR>(Func<T, TR> f)
return Mayhaps<TR>.Nothing;
private static MayhapsNothing _nothing = new MayhapsNothing();
public static Mayhaps<T> Indeed(T value)
return new MayhapsValue(value);
public static Mayhaps<T> Nothing
get { return _nothing; }

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Now you can write code like this:

var foo = Mayhaps<string>.Nothing;
var bar = Mayhaps<string>.Indeed("lol");
var couldBeStrings = new[] { foo, bar };
var couldBeLengths = couldBeStrings.Select(it => it.Map(s => s.Length));

A better solution would be to use a library such as Succinc<T> to do the job for you.

Regardless of how you do it, however, it’s always going to be a bit clunky. What’s more is it won’t really solve our problem.

As you’ll recall, the problem with null is that you can’t escape from it. In a sense, what is missing isn’t Mayhaps. It’s the opposite. With null, everything is Mayhaps! We still don’t have a way to say that we know that the value is there. So perhaps a better solution is to implement the opposite? We could try. Here’s a very simple type that banishes null:

public sealed class Indeed<T> {
private readonly T _value;
public Indeed(T value) {
if (value == null)
throw new ArgumentNullException("Begone, null!"));
_value = value;
public T Value {
get { return _value; }

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Now the question is – apart from being very clunky – does it work? And the depressing answer is: not really. It addresses the correct problem, but it fails for an obvious reason – how do you ensure that the Indeed value itself isn’t null? Put it inside another Indeed?

Implementing Indeed as a struct (that is, a value type) doesn’t work too great either. While a struct Indeed cannot be null, you can very easily obtain an uninitialized Indeed, for instance by getting the default value of the struct, which is always available. In that case, you would end up with an Indeed which wraps a null, which is unacceptable.

So I’m afraid it really is true. You can’t get rid of null once you’ve invited it in. It’s pretty annoying. I wish they hadn’t invited in null in the first place.